My 3rd Quarter Projections
April 1st, 2009
I thought that since today is for most the beginning of the 3rd quarter of this fiscal year, it might be prudent to break out the crystal ball and make a few bold predictions. Disclaimer: No one in their right mind should take these projections seriously (it’s not like I work for Merrill Lynch or anything).
1.) April showers will bring May flowers which will bring me allergies in June.
2.) The NBA Playoffs will take far too long.
3.) Rush Limbaugh will say something stupid.
4.) Keith Olbermann will say something stupid.
5.) In an inexplicable turn of events, 24′s Jack Bauer will have his own spin off movie called “Godzilla vs. Octomom” .
6.) Bernie Madoff will become a renowned prison economics instructor.
7.) Wile E. Coyote will catch the Roadrunner and make him buy that American car.
8.) The modernized sequel to Oliver Stone’s Wall Street will begin production. Tentative title: “Slumdog Billionaire”
9.)The pot will call the kettle black. The kettle will finally retaliate.
and of course…
10.) Judy will sell your house.
Bret